|
Establishment*
|
Used For*
|
Accept*
|
Hypothetical Notes
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|
Convenience
Store
|
Second ID When Buying Money Order |
YES |
Clerk noted she "had heard
of these but this was the first one she has seen." |
|
Library
|
Get Library Card |
YES |
As Secondary ID With CWP as Primary |
|
Local Gun Shop
|
As Seconary ID |
NO |
Generated Great Laughter |
NOTE:
On my Credit Cards, there's a Big Ugly Red Note on the
back saying
"ASK FOR POSITIVE ID" |
| Computer Store (1) |
Credit Card Purchase |
YES |
|
| Computer Store (2) |
Credit Card Purchase |
YES |
|
| Office Supply (1) |
Credit Card Purchase |
YES |
RARELY check ID Even When Asked |
Home
Improvement (1) |
Credit Card Purchase |
YES |
|
| Rail Station |
Ticket Purchase on CC |
NO |
Asked for additional ID - Questioned
the home-made one. When I hypothetically explained what I was hypothetically
doing he told me that Rail Agents are trained to spot such 'obviously
fraudulent' things and warned me not to
hypothetically try this at the airport.
( For once in his life, the
Eggman will listen to what he was hypothetically told! ) |
| After Hypothetical
Enhancements to Version 2a Reverse |
| National Bank |
Rent Safe-Deposit Box |
YES |
Perhaps use (hypothetically) in
conjunction with Voter Registration Card (which has no physical description) |
Private
Mailbox Site |
Rent PO Box |
YES |
Hypothetically, the only ID needed. |
Bait and
Tackle Shop (1) |
Fishing License |
YES |
Hypothetically Accepted as Picture
ID with scanned and ink-jet printed copy of Voter Registration Card
as second ID. |
Bait and
Tackle Shop (2) |
Hunting License |
PENDING |
PENDING development
of a hypothetical theory. |
|
As soon as I hear from the legal eagles (or find
a hypothetical Fed to go along with the hypothetical "Test" so
I don't go to hypothetical jail) I'll see what I can do at a Federal
building. I also have a hypothetical call in to a hypotheticalPostal
Inspector to see if they will let me 'try' picking up a hypotheticalgeneral
delivery package with only this as an ID.
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| DISCLAIMER |
|
ATTENTION AUTHORITIES: This is a parody.
Nothing said here is meant to imply that anyone actually performerd
any of the actions described. All examples are purely hypothetical,
it's all a lie, it's a joke, completely bogus, imaginings of an
overly fertilized mind, of course I would not actually do any of
this. The above is my personal opinion and interpretation of what
might possibly happen should someone actually take the above actions.
| Nothing in the above is intended to; encourage
anyone to do anything that might break any rule, law, regulation,
ordinance, covenant, suggestion, official sign, reasonable
direction of a police officer or any act ruled inappropriate
by any authority, whether or not sanctioned by the current
authority or b) offend, threaten to offend or think about offending
anyone else, including; every possible combination of cultural,
intellectual, physical, philisophical, genetic and other irrelevant
differences between various; peoples, individuals, species
and all other entities and creatures, living or dead who. either/or
were, are, have yet to be, ought to be or never will be in
this or any other universe, dimension, reality or quantum entity
yet to be discovered. |
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