Many years ago, I wrote a little program emulating the old parlour game "Buzzwords." It was a simple program which randomly picked out parts of speech, and tossed them out in a series of short "phrases" from a specific subject dictionary. The user then only had to connect the phrases into something resembling sentences.

I only sold a few hundred copies of the program, but one went under a signed non-disclosure to a rather prominent political speechwriter of the time.

While cleaning out a closet, I found a stack of 8" disks, and out of curiosity, fired up the old PDP-11 to see what they were. (The Old Workhorse Booted Right Up, of Course).

One of the files I found was this little gem, written (mostly) by the now defunct program, "Ghostwriters In Disguise".

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

I will not bore you by dwelling on uncommon management methodologies and future regional factors tonight. Instead, I am compelled to address the more pressing differential bottom line roll back experienced during our recent manipulated statistical slow down.

Our concurrent master plans can no longer support a true creative regional methodology. They do, however, lend credence to rumors of pending commercial divisions. The unique supply side analysis of this effective administrative trajectory, clearly reflects the transience of the current pseudo-vertical environment.

We will not return to the regional cost effectiveness of the past unless a truly effective exchange centricity creates an environment suitable for a heterogeneous real world up turn.

Some would say that these manipulated growth oriented conclusions, while based on a homogeneous home based centricity, bear a diverse management carry over.

Our hypothesis, however, is that a theoretical trial carry over can only result in a proven area-wide opportunity. We would then be safe from further bottom line under runs until such time as a negative industrial support climate triggers additional self fulfilling geo-political down turns.

In our marginally concurrent structure, a logical trial commonality will certainly breed further overall technical failures in major markets.

Given the absence of a proven commercial analysis, a creative, group rated framework of logical fiscal factors must become the rule rather than the exception.

By combining local requirements in a differential rate adjusted environment, we can finally assure a return to stability and prosperity.

Thank you.

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