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The Official Internet
home of the New
Red Green Show |
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The New Red Green
Show is a unique half-hour comedy series targeted
at family audiences. Its purpose is to entertain and
to provide an escape from the pressures of urban living.
Set way up North at the infamous Possum Lodge, The New
Red Green Show is a hilarious insight into men, their
dreams, and their obsessions. It's a show for anyone
who thinks God created man to give the rest of the world
something to laugh at!
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The Eggman's Comments:
If You EVER Wanted 10,000 uses for Duct Tape, Watch
the Red Green Show. This is one of those TV Shows that
a lot of Women Hate. (Like the Three Stooges,
Marx Brothers, Married With Children, the Simpsons, and
anything else that I like.)
The site lives up to the show's credo . . .
"If The Women Don't Find You Handsome, At Least
Let Them Find You Handy."
(Red Green)
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Don't Have a Credit Card?
Don't Have Any Money?
That's No Problem At . . .
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| Ever
Wonder Where the Coyote Gets That Neat Stuff He Uses to Irritate
the Road Runner? |
Well Stop Wondering
and Wander Over to The
Acme Trading Company. They say.... |
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Acme Trading Company was founded in 1874 by my great grandfather,
Henrik Acme, who began his career as an itinerant peddler
in Copenhagen. My great grandfather noticed that buyers often
preferred heavier items to lighter ones, believing that large,
heavy objects were somehow intrinsically higher in quality.
This principle still guides our firm today."
At Acme, you'll find such exciting items as The Utah Teapot,
The Gumball Grinder, Full Contact Ski Gloves and Frump
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The Museum
of Unnatural Mystery - a slightly bizarre, cyberspace,
science museum for all ages. Are there really flying saucers?
What killed the dinosaurs? Is there something ancient and alive
in Loch Ness? The Museum takes a scientific look at these,
and other, questions. Feel free to wander the halls and make
some serendipitous discoveries.
The
Museum of Forbidden Archeology - "If we imagine
the history of humanity as giant museum, containing all knowledge
on this topic, then we shall find that several of the rooms
of this museum have been locked. Scientists have locked away
the facts that contradict the generally accepted picture of
history. Michael A. Cremo and Richard L. Thompson have, however,
opened many of the locked doors and allowed laymen as well
as scientists to see inside. Even scientists have been influenced,
and rightly so. The Hidden History of the Human Race compels
the world of science to enter new territories and calls into
question many revered theories about humanity and human history."
-Walter J. Langbein, PARA Magazine, Austria
Explore the galleries of Forbidden Archeology.
Exhibits will change periodically, so be sure to surf on back
for another anomalous excursion!
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- HackFurby is
a Technically-Oriented site devoted to investigating the geek-appeal
of the Furby toy. Specifically, the primary goal of HackFurby
is to fully document the Furby IR protocol.
While You're At It, Don't Forget . . .
The
Furby Autopsy - - See Real Furby Guts
Not For The Technically Squeamish
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The Author of An
Old Farts Guide to the 21st Century Says . . .
"According to one eminent authority there are three
stages of life, callow youth (which starts with youth and
for a lot of people lasts all their life), old fart, and
revered sage (not a lot of folks get this far, in fact many
of those looked upon as revered sages are just callow youths
who have reached an advanced stage of decrepitude.) "
"The artist isn't a special kind of person, but every
person is a special kind of artist. The one bit of artistry
that everyone shares is storytelling. We are all storytellers,
but each in his own way. My stories are told in wood and
stone, in poetry and prose, and through standup storytelling.
My Old Fart's guide is a diary of sorts, which I hope will
offer some help as we seek to follow the story of our lives. "
The Eggman Says . . .
If
you're over 40, or just feel like it, you'll enjoy An
Old Farts Guide to the 21st Century!
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| Where's Darwin When You Need Him? |
| Instructions for a Digital Camera
Battery |
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Please note the precaution against heating it in a microwave
oven, and another telling you not to hit it with a hammer or
insert it into a household electrical outlet. Have these people
ever SEEN a household outlet?
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